The Crazy Robertson - Lifestyle for Champions

Thank you!

2008-08-18T17:35:00.000-07:00

Thanks to all of you who showed up to the Crazy Robertson Sample Sale / Party. It was a great turn out and all of you showed support for your favorite clothing brand. Special thanks to those of you who picked up some gear. The drinks were pouring and the jams were bumping. Some of you guys got more than a little tipsy, but whatever helps the heat, we encourage it. Many requests were made for another party, and we will plan on continuing the festivities in late Septemeber. If you missed this party, be sure to come to the next. Once again, thank you all for coming!!

Fashion Line 08' Video

2008-08-14T12:08:00.000-07:00

Here is a hip little video put together for your viewing pleasure. John looks great! What could be better than a fashion forward clothing line with a lille street flavor? Ed Hardy watch out...

The Crazy Robertson 08' Fashion Line from Crazy Robertson on Vimeo.
Music by J Dilla.
Video by Vic

Amature Footage

2008-08-12T15:52:00.000-07:00

John has a lot of fans and those fans have created quite a buzz on the internet with their home videos of Mr. Jermien dancing. Some of his best work has a been captured by you the fans and to show our appreciation, here is some of our favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-XFWAwsnS0&feature=related

1st Annual Sample Sale!

2008-08-11T11:05:00.000-07:00

The Crazy Robertson team has decided to break a little piece off, and have a little backyard bash sale thingy. The Crazy Robertson is expanding daily and wants to locally spread the love. The clothing line will be exporting to Korea and soon to the east coast. We hope this will not be our last opportunity to sell some gear at wholesale prices to our local crews. We want you to have a drink on us and kiss the sky to future success. Come out & pick up a shirt and dance to live DJ sets by the CR crew and enjoy a free cold beer on the winding down days of summer. See you there...

STEED LORD from ICELAND

2008-08-04T13:59:00.001-07:00

Big ups to Steed Lord for conquering the entire world! Steed Lord has teamed up with The Crazy Robertson in support of there tour and lifestyle. The future holds nothing but success for this amazing foursome. Straight from Iceland we had a chance to meet the band and sponsor them for life and shit. They are an amazing group of young lads with high energy and charisma. Check out Steed Lord 's myspace for more info. They came to LA with dreams of meeting John Jermien and the CR crew. To let you in on a little secret, we think Steed Lord and The Crazy Robertson have a little trick up there sleeves... do I smell a rad music video...

STEED LORD PERFORMING DIRTY MUTHA AT CINESPACE IN LOS ANGELES!

Crazy Robertson Has a Pretty Small Posse

2008-07-31T00:37:00.000-07:00

The Coalition is in Full Effect

By: T Hirsh

Graffhead it is!

2008-07-30T14:35:00.000-07:00

Our special little friend Graffhead was gracious enough to bless us with some Crazy Robertson graffiti. He hooked up the outside of The Crazy Robertson studios/store over in Beverly Hills. So far it looks clean and super thuggish, just the way we like it. More to come + the opening of our super down low hush hush little shop. Thanks again Graffhead for all the love & support, you will be the first to receive a Gold Plated Shopping Cart...

Flying Skate Commercial

2008-07-30T10:22:00.000-07:00

Boomboxing, skating, dancing, and a little hot ish will usually result in a kick ass Crazy Robertson video. Here is the official commercial for the Flying Skate Hoodie. Oh and the video will only be airing late night on The Korean channel since they seem to support our love for fashion. Enjoy!

The Crazy Robertson Flying Skate Hoodie from Crazy Robertson on Vimeo.

Computer World

2008-07-30T09:51:00.000-07:00

Now that John is a full on blogging machine and has begun to incorporate technology into his new routines, we celebrate this by releasing the John Jermien-Computer World Music video. As John's ever changing dance/skate numbers evolve, we will correspond with JJ to release a suitable music video.
More music videos and commercials to come. Stay posted.

And if you have yet to check Vic's hoodie commercial, do so. It's fly

John Jermiens Blog #4 - "Synergistics Dance machine"

2008-07-25T16:16:00.000-07:00

The orientation. (IBID REF.) To date: approx: 2004/5 thru 2008

A body-state physicalature semblance manifestation and physical/neuro-physyiological analogy-descript neurological-elite template representation: designer-gene geneology/geneological design phenomenology, ---an initiary intuitive construct, and intellectual apparitional ascertainment, - sufficing as both construct and then constraint, preserving a ponderous methodical continuity of thought/thought-form developmental sequencing, in connection with a pervasively enduring consistency of mind/thought/logic, and logical systematic hierarchally-achieved organizational tenant belief system , both derivative and definitive, further enhancing an aura-aurial environ-context and semblance manifestation of both privacy, and the asylum/asylum attribution harboring the spectrum of collective sensitivities, the bizzaraties of intuition and intellect, and the channeling of borderline psychical propensity into realms of sheer clairvoyancy. Jermien. Clairvoyancy. All this again, together and collectively remaining remarkably in tact, cosmologically/ chronologically specific, thoroughly attuned, as in relation to the interior-dispositional alchemic interplay of symantics and the synergistics involved in Jermien. Phenomenology: (1) The symantics of the interior-dyspositional filament as in relation to psychical-sphere state function/facilitation. (2) The synergy of motion/movement potential/experience-expression synergistics, medium. -- The path, pathos, and the paradighmatically structured creative/productive lattitude and levity, therin implied.

The orientation. To date: Approximation: 2008/9

The next chapter in Jermien.....and history

Second coming soon. In sum/summation.

Jermien.
The ultra-exuded quint-essential "underground" musician/performer/performing arts/artist
Extravagant-extraordinaire.

From the orthodox of a strict "Metal" orientation.

Due date: Sept. 10th
Two new cd's. Music/percussive mode-transcriptions.
Digitally remastered. Previously unreleased, undistributed,
thoroughly undyscosed. Unprecedented.

CD's Metal-Class consciousness/tenures aftermath.
(45 min/Jermien. Percussion)

Absolut alchemic trans-lution/percussive trans-fusion
Jermien

Absolut Jermien.

Cd's. Jermien. Percussion
1. Metal-Class consciousness
2. Ulterior motivations
3. Dichotomous proto-dys-synthesis
4. Pro-fusion 4 D. Quantuum abstract. Experiential-equate. videos. Jermien,
dance/choreographics
1. Mirror, Mirror
2. Jermien
The miracle mover/miracles in motion
3. World-Class solid gold motion-movement potential /
Synergistics dance machine
4. Magic red carpet ride. Dance/choreographics
The skating. A re-interpretation/the resurrect appropriation
of the physical articulation, finness and accumen of dance/choreographics, - in connection with the
physical/kinesthetic/aesthetic proficiency, power and prowess paralleling the quality and attribution of the professional surfing experience.

YTN - The Crazy Robertson on Korean TV!

2008-07-25T12:37:00.000-07:00

Translation coming soon. If you have never met this Ted Hirsh dude, or have never read the old testament, here is a quick get to know you with the man, the myth, the legend. He is a special little guy on camera. Well, The Crazy Robertson is heading to Korea, which means we have gone global baby!! We had a great time shooting for YTN, enjoy what you can understand...

signing off,
Vic (tuh),

Welcome home Ted.
Congrats Kev on the new home.
Al all up in Maui.
Graffhead running the streets.
John Jermien needs elixer!

John Jermien's Blog #3 "Purport"

2008-07-13T20:18:00.001-07:00

Purport.
Why you should genuinely inquire, analyze, antithetically postulate, and parenthetically cultivate a paradigmatically - requisite/replete path/pathos and probe inquisition into the nature, reality, and proto-para-phenomenal/logistics of Jermien. Phenomenology,...

And why you don't.

Translation.
Jermien. Phenomenology.
The next step. Stage. And Chapter in Jermien.

Jermien.
Eight days a week. Seven days to the normal one.
Three and four lifetimes to the one.
Almanifestations/ Incarnate persona reference of
All higher forms and Manifestations.

The orientation. (IBID REF.) to-date: Approximation: 2004/5 thru 2008.

An illusion. An Allusion. An ulterior-mode transitory fixation

A preliminary. A prelude. A probation.
A pre-caution.

A purposeful distortion. A dissuasion.
A diversion.

A parody. A paradox. A condescension.
A content. A negation.

A flight of ideas/ideational content.

A suitable falsification/A passionate pretense.

A flight of ideas/ideational content.

A facade of passive acquiescence to obscure the recollection
and observation mass audience and casual observer alike.

The orientation. A definitive perspective/levels of conception period-phase-era/orientations.

(Note: Surtypological title reference/phasic durational
expanse. Cosmological/chronological perspective: Approx-
imation Yr. )

A. The orientation. To Date: Approx. Yr. to date (1991/2 thru 2001).
Zen. Zen-aestheticism/subliminal Raja Yoga.
Jermien. 2008 (AD infinituum).

B. The orientation. To Date: Approx. Yr. to date (1998/9 thru 2008).
Onset/ontology: The creative artistic/aesthetic matrix continuum of
The contemperative orientation.

C. The orientation.

To date: Approx. Yr. to date (2204/5 thru 2008/9).
Jermien .
West 3rd st. @ Robertson Blvd.
Aka The Crazy Robertson
TheCrazyRobertson. com
Myspace. com/TheCrazyRobertson

Under the auspices and authority of:
The Theodore S. Hirsh/Vic Ackerman group collective: The Crazy Robertson Co.
T. Hirsh/Factor-alliance experiential.
Jermien Coalition 2008/2009

D. The orientation.
To date. Approx. Yr. to date (2005/6 thru 2008).
Dance/Dance Choreographics
Classical martial art/art-forms. Jermien.
Motion-movement potential/experience
Expression synergistics
The orientation. (IBID REF.) to date: approximation 2004/5 thru 2008.
An order - organizational date/data-specific/tenet belief system factor-
A Analogy/analysis referential: The orientation. (levels: A.B.C.D.E.)

A brief exegetic statement and departure from the fact and realism of common knowledge and experience, a truly sophisticated resolute imaging, - A representation of the interior-dispositional semantics borne of unfathomable complexion and complexity, and in lieu of the void and inertia of deprivation, --- The insulant invertabrate invariable polarization of the mind/psyche/interior-dyspositional filament/faculties posited by the sect and sectoral strain and typology: The maya-molecular mentality of the (illusory placated) material mind/life indoctrination illucidating both the pre-ordinent precidence of the past, and a statement of historical pre-dialection, suggesting and furthermore emphatically dictating the meta-morphic re-trans-juxcta-positioning and ressurect appropriation of all salient/critical criterion, and definitive causative influencial and determinent aspects of the experiential/existential/enigmatic qualitative parameter artistic/aesthetic matrix continuum of the contemperative orientation,--- The agenda (event, aspect, curriculum, and the comprehensive array of discipline/inter-disciplinary imperatives of associative process/procedural enacments.

Source: THECRAZYROBERTSON. COM/BLOG

(Actual Documentation)

Happy Bluetooth Day

2008-07-01T13:05:00.001-07:00

Effective today, you cannot talk on a cell phone in your car without a bluetooth earpiece/headset or an in car handsfree systems. There is a penalty for this, and I'm curious what that is exactly? I wonder how much it took to for the cell phone companies to pay off the government to get this one passed. It's insane. July 1st kinda creeped up, I'm sure many of you out there don't even have a blue tooth yet. What happens when you have an important incoming call, no blue tooth while on your way to purchase the blue tooth? Do you answer? No way Jose, you didn't buy the your right to talk yet. Think about the things people in the Ots can reminisce about...
Oh remember when we could talk in the car on the phone without a bluetooth? Oh remember when eating non organic foods wasn't frowned upon? Hey guys remember when presidents were white?
This undefineable, lame generation where everything seems to be an emulation of the past and everyone is sad and second guesses all decisions because the strong emphasis forced upon us to be as individualistic has created a generation of "indie" people who all look like clones and are just the opposite of individuals, they have conformed to the pack. Take a look in the mirror. Wanna talk indie? Look at John Jermien, that's indie. That guy doesn't give a fuck. He likes chips, coffee, beer, fine wine, spandex, black, Hendrix, Cactus, visors, rollerskates, boomboxes, D batteries, drums and dancing. He's a simple man who likes simple things. This generation is anything but simplistic. It's all about knowing this and doing that and doing as much of everything as we can. Why? To be well rounded? Take a lesson from John: Less is more. You don't need to have everything to feel a sense happiness you can have no money and have no problems and just be, that's as individualistic as it gets.

So do what everyone's doing because you have to, buy that head set space man, it's time to celebrate technology. I'm just waiting to see who will be the first to tax the air we breathe. That will be something.

Crazy Robertson Fan of the Month

2008-07-01T11:51:00.000-07:00

This guy is legit. Jose recently took a trip from LA to New York and only took his crazy Robertson "No Money, No Problems" shirt. This guy is dedicated and funky to boot. This guy likes ghetto soda and he's ready to party. He collects T-Shirts and we are happy that ours was the piece chosen to take to NY on his epic voyage. You da man Jose, send more pictures.

Check our Blog Daily, it's funny sometimes

Free Wallets til the Fourth!

2008-06-28T19:33:00.001-07:00

We will be giving out a free wallet for every purchase til the fourth of July. These are great gifts for people who like presents. They feature the signature phrase "No Money, No Problems" and John's dance poses inside. So pick out a shirt or two, purchase and we will send you a wallet on the house!

TheCrazyRobertson.com/store

Goa was great succes!

2008-06-26T13:43:00.000-07:00

Goa was awesome, gorgeous venue and the place to be on Wednesdays. It was a rager and we have the pics to prove it. Check out The main page at TheCrazyRobertson.com to see all of them.
Photos by Vic Ackerman
Thanks for coming if you came. If you didn't, pish posh.
Check out the store for new gear and the unveiling of our new CR for Prez shirt!

The Newest Gem in The CR Collection

2008-06-25T00:54:00.001-07:00

The new shirt has arrived and will be in select stores soon. It is currently available on the site. It's a head turner and I'm sure this one will make you plenty of friends. It features John's big ass head and girlish figure. This shirt is hot and won't be around forever so pick it up.

TheCrazyRobertson.com/store

Blast from the Past

2008-06-25T00:37:00.000-07:00

Yea John keeps it real, never one to shy away from competition, John was spotted here in a No Money No Problems Tee making a fool of all who stepped on his holy parkay. Poor roller disco goers, they had no idea what they were in for. This man is an assassin on wheels and always draws a crowd. From Robertson to at least a couple blocks down, this man truly owns his turf. Watch out for John Jermien, he may be coming to your party real soon. For now check him out on 3rd and Robertson, he's pretty easy to spot, he wears black in the summer.

Crazy Robertson Event @ Goa

2008-06-17T14:33:00.000-07:00

Come early and have dinner, the food isn't just good, it's excellent. There will be a very special guest appearance, so be excited! Wear your Crazy Robertson gear for guaranteed entrance. DJ Graham Funke will be spinning the best dance music around, so bring your happy shoes. Hope to see everyone there on the 25th.

John Jermien's Blog #2

2008-06-05T13:11:00.000-07:00

Dance. Dance-choreographics represents, at one level of conception, a concept and conceptual ideology imbued within and implicit to a personal orientation, life/life-style,---The contemporative orientation to date. Secondly, it represents a creative artistic-aesthetic medium,---a form/formulation/forum, manifestation of the interior-dyspositional symantics involved in motion-movement potential/synergistics, IE. Dance. At this level, the imperative is pre-eminent: Meditation, states of meditative response/reposure, and the interplay between mediational brainmind/ bodymind synergistics, and the integrally invasive mind-set, mind-state application intrisically implied within a qualititative parameter spectrum of the creative artistic aesthetic medium,-mind-set (the centre of concentrated attentive awareness) as determinantly related to mindstate application involved in (1) a vast array of choreographic semblance manifestations, (2) the politics of experiential,-in terms of concept, philosophy, and ideational/thematic dimensionality.

The contemporative orientation demands and dictates a select and selective creative dexterity involved in an intra-fusion of concept ideology and thematic dimensionality, existentially/experientially explicit with computer precise exactitude remaining remarkably intact and cosmologically/chronologically specific evidencing a pattern and a predictable physics of event, aspect, and conceptual ideology: re-trans-juxcta-position. The creative artistic-aestetic matrix continuum is comprised of a projectile labyrinth of activities, disciplines/inter-disciplinary imperatives all designed as integral/integrally inter-faced with a curriculum and agenda (of event/aspect/associative creative productive measure).

Chicks Dig It!

2008-06-03T00:07:00.000-07:00

Good news for you female troopers out there. The new Winged Skate T is available in a ladies cut. If you use a blow dryer or paint your toe nails, this shirt is perfect for you! Goes well with snake skin combat boots as well as leftover Chinese. Either way you look great in Crazy Robertson baby!

Perez Hilton & The Crazy Robertson

2008-05-23T16:40:00.001-07:00

Perez Hilton was spotted hosting an after party wearing the No Money No Problems shirt. The party was for the release of Robyn's first record. Also in the photograph with Perez is the one and only designer Jeremy Scott. Shout outs to Perez for all his love and support. He loves The Crazy Robertson & looks mighty fine with his natural hair color and slimmer look. Sexy Beast! Thanks Cobra Snake for the Photo.

They're Here!!!

2008-05-14T14:46:00.001-07:00

That's right! The new shirts and hoodies are here and looking fresh. This is the hottest item we have ever had and we just got more in stock. Let us know if you want one via Myspace or Facebook, easiest way is to visit the Crazy Robertson Store.

Check out this shirt and matching sweatshirt available in all men's and women's sizes. This is the only shirt that John wears now so if you see him in the streets, tell him how good he looks, he likes that.

A New Video Has Surfaced?

2008-05-07T17:31:00.000-07:00

Hope you all enjoyed this video assembled by Vic Ackerman, Crazy Robertson posse member. Fine editing by a really special guy.

Happy late Cinco de Mayo

2008-05-06T16:59:00.001-07:00

From John