Crazy Robertson Has a Pretty Small Posse

The Coalition is in Full Effect



By: T Hirsh

Graffhead it is!

Our special little friend Graffhead was gracious enough to bless us with some Crazy Robertson graffiti. He hooked up the outside of The Crazy Robertson studios/store over in Beverly Hills. So far it looks clean and super thuggish, just the way we like it. More to come + the opening of our super down low hush hush little shop. Thanks again Graffhead for all the love & support, you will be the first to receive a Gold Plated Shopping Cart...

Flying Skate Commercial

Boomboxing, skating, dancing, and a little hot ish will usually result in a kick ass Crazy Robertson video. Here is the official commercial for the Flying Skate Hoodie. Oh and the video will only be airing late night on The Korean channel since they seem to support our love for fashion. Enjoy!

The Crazy Robertson Flying Skate Hoodie from Crazy Robertson on Vimeo.

Computer World

Now that John is a full on blogging machine and has begun to incorporate technology into his new routines, we celebrate this by releasing the John Jermien-Computer World Music video. As John's ever changing dance/skate numbers evolve, we will correspond with JJ to release a suitable music video.
More music videos and commercials to come. Stay posted.

And if you have yet to check Vic's hoodie commercial, do so. It's fly

John Jermiens Blog #4 - "Synergistics Dance machine"

The orientation. (IBID REF.) To date: approx: 2004/5 thru 2008

A body-state physicalature semblance manifestation and physical/neuro-physyiological analogy-descript neurological-elite template representation: designer-gene geneology/geneological design phenomenology, ---an initiary intuitive construct, and intellectual apparitional ascertainment, - sufficing as both construct and then constraint, preserving a ponderous methodical continuity of thought/thought-form developmental sequencing, in connection with a pervasively enduring consistency of mind/thought/logic, and logical systematic hierarchally-achieved organizational tenant belief system , both derivative and definitive, further enhancing an aura-aurial environ-context and semblance manifestation of both privacy, and the asylum/asylum attribution harboring the spectrum of collective sensitivities, the bizzaraties of intuition and intellect, and the channeling of borderline psychical propensity into realms of sheer clairvoyancy. Jermien. Clairvoyancy. All this again, together and collectively remaining remarkably in tact, cosmologically/ chronologically specific, thoroughly attuned, as in relation to the interior-dispositional alchemic interplay of symantics and the synergistics involved in Jermien. Phenomenology: (1) The symantics of the interior-dyspositional filament as in relation to psychical-sphere state function/facilitation. (2) The synergy of motion/movement potential/experience-expression synergistics, medium. -- The path, pathos, and the paradighmatically structured creative/productive lattitude and levity, therin implied.

The orientation. To date: Approximation: 2008/9


The next chapter in Jermien.....and history

Second coming soon. In sum/summation.

Jermien.
The ultra-exuded quint-essential "underground" musician/performer/performing arts/artist
Extravagant-extraordinaire.

From the orthodox of a strict "Metal" orientation.


Due date: Sept. 10th
Two new cd's. Music/percussive mode-transcriptions.
Digitally remastered. Previously unreleased, undistributed,
thoroughly undyscosed. Unprecedented.


CD's Metal-Class consciousness/tenures aftermath.
(45 min/Jermien. Percussion)

Absolut alchemic trans-lution/percussive trans-fusion
Jermien

Absolut Jermien.


Cd's. Jermien. Percussion
1. Metal-Class consciousness
2. Ulterior motivations
3. Dichotomous proto-dys-synthesis
4. Pro-fusion 4 D. Quantuum abstract. Experiential-equate. videos. Jermien,
dance/choreographics
1. Mirror, Mirror
2. Jermien
The miracle mover/miracles in motion
3. World-Class solid gold motion-movement potential /
Synergistics dance machine
4. Magic red carpet ride. Dance/choreographics
The skating. A re-interpretation/the resurrect appropriation
of the physical articulation, finness and accumen of dance/choreographics, - in connection with the
physical/kinesthetic/aesthetic proficiency, power and prowess paralleling the quality and attribution of the professional surfing experience.

YTN - The Crazy Robertson on Korean TV!

Translation coming soon. If you have never met this Ted Hirsh dude, or have never read the old testament, here is a quick get to know you with the man, the myth, the legend. He is a special little guy on camera. Well, The Crazy Robertson is heading to Korea, which means we have gone global baby!! We had a great time shooting for YTN, enjoy what you can understand...



signing off,
Vic (tuh),

Welcome home Ted.
Congrats Kev on the new home.
Al all up in Maui.
Graffhead running the streets.
John Jermien needs elixer!

John Jermien's Blog #3 "Purport"

Purport.
Why you should genuinely inquire, analyze, antithetically postulate, and parenthetically cultivate a paradigmatically - requisite/replete path/pathos and probe inquisition into the nature, reality, and proto-para-phenomenal/logistics of Jermien. Phenomenology,...

And why you don't.

Translation.
Jermien. Phenomenology.
The next step. Stage. And Chapter in Jermien.

Jermien.
Eight days a week. Seven days to the normal one.
Three and four lifetimes to the one.
Almanifestations/ Incarnate persona reference of
All higher forms and Manifestations.

The orientation. (IBID REF.) to-date: Approximation: 2004/5 thru 2008.



An illusion. An Allusion. An ulterior-mode transitory fixation

A preliminary. A prelude. A probation.
A pre-caution.

A purposeful distortion. A dissuasion.
A diversion.

A parody. A paradox. A condescension.
A content. A negation.



A flight of ideas/ideational content.


A suitable falsification/A passionate pretense.

A flight of ideas/ideational content.

A facade of passive acquiescence to obscure the recollection
and observation mass audience and casual observer alike.

The orientation. A definitive perspective/levels of conception period-phase-era/orientations.



(Note: Surtypological title reference/phasic durational
expanse. Cosmological/chronological perspective: Approx-
imation Yr. )

A. The orientation. To Date: Approx. Yr. to date (1991/2 thru 2001).
Zen. Zen-aestheticism/subliminal Raja Yoga.
Jermien. 2008 (AD infinituum).



B. The orientation. To Date: Approx. Yr. to date (1998/9 thru 2008).
Onset/ontology: The creative artistic/aesthetic matrix continuum of
The contemperative orientation.



C. The orientation.

To date: Approx. Yr. to date (2204/5 thru 2008/9).
Jermien .
West 3rd st. @ Robertson Blvd.
Aka The Crazy Robertson
TheCrazyRobertson. com
Myspace. com/TheCrazyRobertson

Under the auspices and authority of:
The Theodore S. Hirsh/Vic Ackerman group collective: The Crazy Robertson Co.
T. Hirsh/Factor-alliance experiential.
Jermien Coalition 2008/2009

D. The orientation.
To date. Approx. Yr. to date (2005/6 thru 2008).
Dance/Dance Choreographics
Classical martial art/art-forms. Jermien.
Motion-movement potential/experience
Expression synergistics
The orientation. (IBID REF.) to date: approximation 2004/5 thru 2008.
An order - organizational date/data-specific/tenet belief system factor-
A Analogy/analysis referential: The orientation. (levels: A.B.C.D.E.)

A brief exegetic statement and departure from the fact and realism of common knowledge and experience, a truly sophisticated resolute imaging, - A representation of the interior-dispositional semantics borne of unfathomable complexion and complexity, and in lieu of the void and inertia of deprivation, --- The insulant invertabrate invariable polarization of the mind/psyche/interior-dyspositional filament/faculties posited by the sect and sectoral strain and typology: The maya-molecular mentality of the (illusory placated) material mind/life indoctrination illucidating both the pre-ordinent precidence of the past, and a statement of historical pre-dialection, suggesting and furthermore emphatically dictating the meta-morphic re-trans-juxcta-positioning and ressurect appropriation of all salient/critical criterion, and definitive causative influencial and determinent aspects of the experiential/existential/enigmatic qualitative parameter artistic/aesthetic matrix continuum of the contemperative orientation,--- The agenda (event, aspect, curriculum, and the comprehensive array of discipline/inter-disciplinary imperatives of associative process/procedural enacments.



Source: THECRAZYROBERTSON. COM/BLOG



(Actual Documentation)

Happy Bluetooth Day

Effective today, you cannot talk on a cell phone in your car without a bluetooth earpiece/headset or an in car handsfree systems. There is a penalty for this, and I'm curious what that is exactly? I wonder how much it took to for the cell phone companies to pay off the government to get this one passed. It's insane. July 1st kinda creeped up, I'm sure many of you out there don't even have a blue tooth yet. What happens when you have an important incoming call, no blue tooth while on your way to purchase the blue tooth? Do you answer? No way Jose, you didn't buy the your right to talk yet. Think about the things people in the Ots can reminisce about...
Oh remember when we could talk in the car on the phone without a bluetooth? Oh remember when eating non organic foods wasn't frowned upon? Hey guys remember when presidents were white?
This undefineable, lame generation where everything seems to be an emulation of the past and everyone is sad and second guesses all decisions because the strong emphasis forced upon us to be as individualistic has created a generation of "indie" people who all look like clones and are just the opposite of individuals, they have conformed to the pack. Take a look in the mirror. Wanna talk indie? Look at John Jermien, that's indie. That guy doesn't give a fuck. He likes chips, coffee, beer, fine wine, spandex, black, Hendrix, Cactus, visors, rollerskates, boomboxes, D batteries, drums and dancing. He's a simple man who likes simple things. This generation is anything but simplistic. It's all about knowing this and doing that and doing as much of everything as we can. Why? To be well rounded? Take a lesson from John: Less is more. You don't need to have everything to feel a sense happiness you can have no money and have no problems and just be, that's as individualistic as it gets.

So do what everyone's doing because you have to, buy that head set space man, it's time to celebrate technology. I'm just waiting to see who will be the first to tax the air we breathe. That will be something.

Crazy Robertson Fan of the Month

This guy is legit. Jose recently took a trip from LA to New York and only took his crazy Robertson "No Money, No Problems" shirt. This guy is dedicated and funky to boot. This guy likes ghetto soda and he's ready to party. He collects T-Shirts and we are happy that ours was the piece chosen to take to NY on his epic voyage. You da man Jose, send more pictures.

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