Free Wallets til the Fourth!

We will be giving out a free wallet for every purchase til the fourth of July. These are great gifts for people who like presents. They feature the signature phrase "No Money, No Problems" and John's dance poses inside. So pick out a shirt or two, purchase and we will send you a wallet on the house!

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Goa was great succes!

Goa was awesome, gorgeous venue and the place to be on Wednesdays. It was a rager and we have the pics to prove it. Check out The main page at TheCrazyRobertson.com to see all of them.
Photos by Vic Ackerman
Thanks for coming if you came. If you didn't, pish posh.
Check out the store for new gear and the unveiling of our new CR for Prez shirt!

The Newest Gem in The CR Collection

The new shirt has arrived and will be in select stores soon. It is currently available on the site. It's a head turner and I'm sure this one will make you plenty of friends. It features John's big ass head and girlish figure. This shirt is hot and won't be around forever so pick it up.

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Blast from the Past

Yea John keeps it real, never one to shy away from competition, John was spotted here in a No Money No Problems Tee making a fool of all who stepped on his holy parkay. Poor roller disco goers, they had no idea what they were in for. This man is an assassin on wheels and always draws a crowd. From Robertson to at least a couple blocks down, this man truly owns his turf. Watch out for John Jermien, he may be coming to your party real soon. For now check him out on 3rd and Robertson, he's pretty easy to spot, he wears black in the summer.

Crazy Robertson Event @ Goa

Come early and have dinner, the food isn't just good, it's excellent. There will be a very special guest appearance, so be excited! Wear your Crazy Robertson gear for guaranteed entrance. DJ Graham Funke will be spinning the best dance music around, so bring your happy shoes. Hope to see everyone there on the 25th.

John Jermien's Blog #2

Dance. Dance-choreographics represents, at one level of conception, a concept and conceptual ideology imbued within and implicit to a personal orientation, life/life-style,---The contemporative orientation to date. Secondly, it represents a creative artistic-aesthetic medium,---a form/formulation/forum, manifestation of the interior-dyspositional symantics involved in motion-movement potential/synergistics, IE. Dance. At this level, the imperative is pre-eminent: Meditation, states of meditative response/reposure, and the interplay between mediational brainmind/ bodymind synergistics, and the integrally invasive mind-set, mind-state application intrisically implied within a qualititative parameter spectrum of the creative artistic aesthetic medium,-mind-set (the centre of concentrated attentive awareness) as determinantly related to mindstate application involved in (1) a vast array of choreographic semblance manifestations, (2) the politics of experiential,-in terms of concept, philosophy, and ideational/thematic dimensionality.

The contemporative orientation demands and dictates a select and selective creative dexterity involved in an intra-fusion of concept ideology and thematic dimensionality, existentially/experientially explicit with computer precise exactitude remaining remarkably intact and cosmologically/chronologically specific evidencing a pattern and a predictable physics of event, aspect, and conceptual ideology: re-trans-juxcta-position. The creative artistic-aestetic matrix continuum is comprised of a projectile labyrinth of activities, disciplines/inter-disciplinary imperatives all designed as integral/integrally inter-faced with a curriculum and agenda (of event/aspect/associative creative productive measure).

Chicks Dig It!

Good news for you female troopers out there. The new Winged Skate T is available in a ladies cut. If you use a blow dryer or paint your toe nails, this shirt is perfect for you! Goes well with snake skin combat boots as well as leftover Chinese. Either way you look great in Crazy Robertson baby!