It's time for Dodger Baseball

Being that John did play ball for most of his life and did play for the Dodgers in the mid-70's, we had to celebrate opening day on the Dodger's 50th anniversary in Los Angeles. This has nothing to do with clothes, or John or anything relevant but it is our city so we wanted to make an early prediction and say: We're taking the title this year. From my mouth to John's ears, the gold is coming back to LA. Not only is the team improved, the brass over at Chavez made a huge edition to the Dodger lineup

Yea that's right..
The Westside has moved to the Eastside. Thanks Dodger management for this huge edition.
The Crazy Robertson really thinks you hit a homerun with this one.

What is that noise?

I'm sure when you see John dancing you often wonder: What is Crazy Robertson listening to on that boombox. It's hard to hear the music while you are driving by because traffic is noisy and unless you are in bumper to bumper or you are a Madman at name that tune it's tough to decipher the song. I mean he wears skates so you think he's doing disco, nope, he's metal. His choreographics and brilliance on wheels are all based on the sounds of powerful, drum-heavy rock n' roll. I was talking music with John lately and he revealed what he feels is the greatest album of all time. He answered with the quickness so I assume he's pretty down with this album...
John's favorite album:

Drumroll please... .. ..
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
other 5 star albums on John's list:
Jimi Hendrix- Fillmore East

Ted Nugent- Double Live Gonzo
More lists by John Jermien to come...

Famous Stars and Skates!

John is really becoming a superstar. He is now in a commercial for the new Famous Stars and Straps Ghetto Blaster! Check it out

Famous Stars and Straps
Hopefully he gets a free boombox out of this with extra Bass, John's current box looks like Afghanastan, bombed out and depleated.
Thanks FSAS
The Crazy Robertson

BPM on our site!

Now you can view the BPM article for this month on our site in a much easier fashion than previously available. Check The BPM Article and let us now what you think on the blog!

The Crazy Robertson

Color Me Crazy!

We love coloring and John loves it too. So we give you a chance to show how well you can stay in the lines with the "Color Me Crazy" Crazy Robertson Coloring contest. Go to the Coloring Contest and follow the directions. We posted some submissions just so you have an idea of what kind of work we are anticipating. We want to see John in new colors and in new environments. Use crayons, markers, etching stones, whatever. Just download the PDF file and go to town on it. Prizes will be rewarded to the best entries. There are no rules and yes many will enter, few will win

The Crazy Robertson

30 year Dolly Dot Anniversary

John hates this song, we hate this song, but hey...at least they keep it real on 8 wheels

Status Faction interview

Gabe Lacktman,Crazy Robertson affiliate and graphic designer shows off his streetness with his crew "Stratus Faction." InArtMedia.com interviews him and others about their artistic ways and how to keep it real... Check it out!

It was an orgy for guys with small penises.
Add them on myspace http://www.myspace.com/thestatusfaction
+ Party WoooHoooo!

Guess who's back?

It's the return of the wild style fashionist. The Crazy Robertson is back in the news, this publication "friendlier" than those in the past but hey, we love them too. You can find us in BPM Magazine this month so go out and buy it and blog it, talk about it, make an electro song, whatever it is you kids do these days.
Look for BPM's "Hipster" issue, lucky us...BPM features the article on the site http://bpmmagazine.net/index.aspx
Download the issue, it's free and it looks like this:


Again, thanks BPM for the support and thanks for not making us look like assholes like articles past. We don't even care about spelling Teddy's last name wrong.
He doesn't do shit anyways.

Cr out!

Tariq Nasheed is back.....

If you didn't see the first Tariq meets Crazy Robertson clip, scroll down a few posts...He is back with more commentary on our local legend, John Jermien. I think he brought Peanut again too. Thanks Tariq, you have now surpassed Karmizzel for The Crazy Riobertson fan of the month

Check him out and start taking notes
http://www.myspace.com/tariq_nasheed
Yea he's dapper, we like that

The Crazy Robertson on facebook!

When you see this face, you're in the right place!

Add John Jermien on facebook
Thanks to all our current myspace and facebook friends worldwide

A shout out to the fans

We love all of you and we are preparing for a big summer. It's always nice to hear from you so shoot us a line every now and then whether it be on the blog or on myspace or on facebook. Send letters, send poems, send songs, send love or send a video like this charming young man.....Sorry it gets real awkward around the 55 second mark. Come on the kids camera shy.

He likes us, he really likes us...We urge you to please not wear your shirts in the presence of Karmizzle, he'll chew you up and spit you out. This guy's a cage fighter in the making but we wish him well with all his endeavours. Karmizzle if you read this, we want shirts. Why are you lagging. You are worse than us!
oh wait...there's more!

tell us how you really feel. The guy earned a plug...
add him: http://www.myspace.com/karmizzel
Smoke the L KarMizzy!!

Looks like a Lepprechaun to me

John wants to wish everyone out there a happy St. Patty's day. Look I know he never wears green so spare him and don't pinch. He likes black, it's slimming. Anyways, we hope all you knuckleheads out there use some common sense tonight, get a taxi or walk, or skate?

And you folks out in Mobile, Alabama... Chill on the Boone's Farm that's not a Leprechaun.
It's the baddest man on 8 wheels
None other than John Jermien!!!

Diddy didn't do what I just think he did did he?

Local hero, All-star point guard, UCLA Bruin, fantasy superstar, all around great man and now a Crazy Robertson fan, Baron Davis has taken his game to the street. At this point the Los Angeles legend has nothing to prove but I guess the whole basketball domination thing was getting boring. Already the second best player in the league next to Kobe, Davis is now attempting to be the #2 rollerskating machine. Davis loves the Crazy Robertson. Check out Baron Davis in "One Shot." This is a dream come true...

We love you Baron

Crazy Robertson skates on Shopflick

The Crazy Robertson gear will soon be available onShopflick.com. Shopflick is an online mall. To clarify, you can find anything that you would normally see in a mall but...It's online!!! Find our site and you will see some videos that show the lighter side of its founding members and some freshy fresh threads. We encourage you to buy more of our clothes, it's good to occasionally support the over-priveleged Caucasian fund and John.
So check it out and we would love to hear feedback, email us at Noproblems@thecrazyrobertson.com

Tariq Nasheed & The Crazy Robertson

HA HA HA HA HA! We love our Fans!