What's John doing for the Oscars?

Yo-Yoing

Don't Hate, Just Skate

Jermien in 08

Could John Jermien be Jesus?

Could John Jermien be Jesus? The signs are everywhere!!! If in fact Jesus was a caucasian male with long flowing brown hair and semi-long beard, John's physical features sure match those of the man of Nazareth. John also has special powers like never before seen dance moves and a large collection of black clothing. Are we the people of Los Angeles witnessing the second coming? Maybe not the second coming since many consider Barry Gibb the second coming, so let's just refer to John as the third coming. Whatever the case. We love Jesus, we love John, we love everyone except haters. John's scriptures will in fact be available this week as well as news on John Jermien's forthcoming album.

The Crazy Robertson skates their way into JOYRICH

I know it's risky for Beverly Hills to step on Fairfax turf but we said, Fuck It, JoyRich has our back. The Crazy Robertson has finally made it to Melrose. Not just Melrose, but possibly the freshest store to hit Melrose in the past 10 years. JoyRich, Melrose's newest store will be carrying our gear starting this week. Not only do they have all the Crazy Robertson's greatest hits to date, but they will also be carrying our very limited edition crew neck 90's throwback, eye-popping Crew Neck sweatshirts. They are the only store that will be carrying these one of a kind items (ok, not one of a kind because they have plenty for you to purchase, but you know, give us a break.) So put down that Ed Hardy knock off or that Downtown LA imported, Folex and walk down the block to JOYRICH. They have the best clothing and accessories on the planet, not just because they have ours, we promise THEY REALLY DO! http://joyrichstore.com/

7700 Melrose Ave. Los Angeles, Ca 90046

John Goes Blonde!!!

That's right, he digs blondes...

Apparently they dig him right back. So much so that our clothes are now available at BlondeLA.com.

Check out our original women's tee and the brand spanking new double shadows Tee on their site. They also have great clothing for spring for all the John Jermien-Worshipping ladies out there. So, stop reading this blog and go to that site because this is starting to sound like an info-web-mercial. I like the sound of that. Hmmmm... I think we're on to something here.

http://store.blondela.com/catalog/index.php?manufacturers_id=237tore.blondela.com/catalog/index.php?manufacturers_id=237

Enjoy Yo Selves, go blonde now!

John Says You better vote!

Shame on you if you didn't speak your mind on Super Tuesday! I know most of you ask....Why doesn't John skate anymore??? Simple, his skates broke. John will be getting new skates this week. He will go back to the normal routine of disrupting traffic and causing all you drivers to become rubbernecks again. Fender Bender Shmender Bender at least you got to see the GOD in action. John's personal thoughts on the clothing line, Robertson BLVD and his presidential campaign will be available next week along with new pictures and exclusive photos from the BPM magazine shoot. John Jermien loves the kids and adults too.

Peace, Love and Wheels.

TheCrazyRobertson.com goes pink!

To celebrate Valentine's Day, we slapped some sweet pink paint on the website.

To make it extra special, we have also made a one of a kind T-shirt available to one lucky winner. The contest ends on February 14, so enter today to try your luck and win the shirt.