Could John Jermien be Jesus?

Could John Jermien be Jesus? The signs are everywhere!!! If in fact Jesus was a caucasian male with long flowing brown hair and semi-long beard, John's physical features sure match those of the man of Nazareth. John also has special powers like never before seen dance moves and a large collection of black clothing. Are we the people of Los Angeles witnessing the second coming? Maybe not the second coming since many consider Barry Gibb the second coming, so let's just refer to John as the third coming. Whatever the case. We love Jesus, we love John, we love everyone except haters. John's scriptures will in fact be available this week as well as news on John Jermien's forthcoming album.