John Jermien's Blog #3 "Purport"

Purport.
Why you should genuinely inquire, analyze, antithetically postulate, and parenthetically cultivate a paradigmatically - requisite/replete path/pathos and probe inquisition into the nature, reality, and proto-para-phenomenal/logistics of Jermien. Phenomenology,...

And why you don't.

Translation.
Jermien. Phenomenology.
The next step. Stage. And Chapter in Jermien.

Jermien.
 Eight days a week. Seven days to the normal one.
  Three and four lifetimes to the one.
  Almanifestations/ Incarnate persona reference of
All higher forms and Manifestations.

The orientation. (IBID REF.) to-date: Approximation: 2004/5 thru 2008.



An illusion. An Allusion. An ulterior-mode transitory fixation

A preliminary. A prelude. A probation.
      A pre-caution.

A purposeful distortion. A dissuasion.
      A diversion.

A parody. A paradox. A condescension.
     A content. A negation.



A flight of ideas/ideational content.


A suitable falsification/A passionate pretense.

A flight of ideas/ideational content.

A facade of passive acquiescence to obscure the recollection
and of observation mass audience and casual observer alike.

The orientation. A definitive perspective/levels of conception period-phase-era/orientations.



(Note: Surtypological title reference/phasic durational
expanse. Cosmological/chronological perspective: Approx-
imation Yr. )

A. The orientation. To Date: Approx. Yr. to date (1991/2 thru 2001).
Zen. Zen-aestheticism/subliminal Raja Yoga.
   Jermien. 2008 (AD infinituum).



B. The orientation. To Date: Approx. Yr. to date (1998/9 thru 2008).
Onset/ontology: The creative artistic/aesthetic matrix continuum of
The contemperative orientation.



C. The orientation. 

To date: Approx. Yr. to date (2204/5 thru 2008/9).
Jermien .
West 3rd st. @ Robertson Blvd.
Aka The Crazy Robertson
TheCrazyRobertson. com
Myspace. com/TheCrazyRobertson

Under the auspices and authority of:
The Theodore S. Hirsh/Vic Ackerman group collective: The Crazy Robertson Co.
  T. Hirsh/Factor-alliance experiential.
Jermien Coalition 2008/2009

D. The orientation.
To date. Approx. Yr. to date (2005/6 thru 2008).
Dance/Dance Choreographics
Classical martial art/art-forms. Jermien.
Motion-movement potential/experience
Expression synergistics
The orientation. (IBID REF.) to date: approximation 2004/5 thru 2008.
An order - organizational date/data-specific/tenet belief system factor-
A Analogy/analysis referential: The orientation. (levels: A.B.C.D.E.)

A brief exegetic statement and departure from the fact and realism of common knowledge and experience, a truly sophisticated resolute imaging, - A representation of the interior-dispositional semantics borne of unfathomable complexion and complexity, and in lieu of the void and inertia of deprivation, --- The insulant invertabrate invariable polarization of the mind/psyche/interior-dyspositional filament/faculties posited by the sect and sectoral strain and typology: The maya-molecular mentality of the material mind/life indoctrination illusory placated illucidation both the pre-ordinent precidence of the past, and a statement of historical pre-dialection, suggesting and furthermore emphatically dictating the meta-morphic re-trans-juxcta-positioning and ressurect appropriation of all salient/critical criterion, and definitive causative influencial and determinent aspects of the experiential/existential/enigmatic qualitative parameter artistic/aesthetic matrix continuum of the contemperative orientation,--- The agenda (event, aspect, curriculum, and the comprehensive array of discipline/inter-disciplinary imperatives of associative process/procedural enacments.




Source: THECRAZYROBERTSON. COM/BLOG



(Actual Documentation)

Happy Bluetooth Day

Effective today, you cannot talk on a cell phone in your car without a bluetooth earpiece/headset or an in car handsfree systems. There is a penalty for this, and I'm curious what that is exactly? I wonder how much it took to for the cell phone companies to pay off the government to get this one passed. It's insane. July 1st kinda creeped up, I'm sure many of you out there don't even have a blue tooth yet. What happens when you have an important incoming call, no blue tooth while on your way to purchase the blue tooth? Do you answer? No way Jose, you didn't buy the your right to talk yet. Think about the things people in the Ots can reminisce about...
Oh remember when we could talk in the car on the phone without a bluetooth? Oh remember when eating non organic foods wasn't frowned upon? Hey guys remember when presidents were white?
This undefineable, lame generation where everything seems to be an emulation of the past and everyone is sad and second guesses all decisions because the strong emphasis forced upon us to be as individualistic has created a generation of "indie" people who all look like clones and are just the opposite of individuals, they have conformed to the pack. Take a look in the mirror. Wanna talk indie? Look at John Jermien, that's indie. That guy doesn't give a fuck. He likes chips, coffee, beer, fine wine, spandex, black, Hendrix, Cactus, visors, rollerskates, boomboxes, D batteries, drums and dancing. He's a simple man who likes simple things. This generation is anything but simplistic. It's all about knowing this and doing that and doing as much of everything as we can. Why? To be well rounded? Take a lesson from John: Less is more. You don't need to have everything to feel a sense happiness you can have no money and have no problems and just be, that's as individualistic as it gets.

So do what everyone's doing because you have to, buy that head set space man, it's time to celebrate technology. I'm just waiting to see who will be the first to tax the air we breathe. That will be something.

Crazy Robertson Fan of the Month

This guy is legit. Jose recently took a trip from LA to New York and only took his crazy Robertson "No Money, No Problems" shirt. This guy is dedicated and funky to boot. This guy likes ghetto soda and he's ready to party. He collects T-Shirts and we are happy that ours was the piece chosen to take to NY on his epic voyage. You da man Jose, send more pictures.

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Free Wallets til the Fourth!

We will be giving out a free wallet for every purchase til the fourth of July. These are great gifts for people who like presents. They feature the signature phrase "No Money, No Problems" and John's dance poses inside. So pick out a shirt or two, purchase and we will send you a wallet on the house!

TheCrazyRobertson.com/store

Goa was great succes!

Goa was awesome, gorgeous venue and the place to be on Wednesdays. It was a rager and we have the pics to prove it. Check out The main page at TheCrazyRobertson.com to see all of them.
Photos by Vic Ackerman
Thanks for coming if you came. If you didn't, pish posh.
Check out the store for new gear and the unveiling of our new CR for Prez shirt!

The Newest Gem in The CR Collection

The new shirt has arrived and will be in select stores soon. It is currently available on the site. It's a head turner and I'm sure this one will make you plenty of friends. It features John's big ass head and girlish figure. This shirt is hot and won't be around forever so pick it up.

TheCrazyRobertson.com/store

Blast from the Past

Yea John keeps it real, never one to shy away from competition, John was spotted here in a No Money No Problems Tee making a fool of all who stepped on his holy parkay. Poor roller disco goers, they had no idea what they were in for. This man is an assassin on wheels and always draws a crowd. From Robertson to at least a couple blocks down, this man truly owns his turf. Watch out for John Jermien, he may be coming to your party real soon. For now check him out on 3rd and Robertson, he's pretty easy to spot, he wears black in the summer.